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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/03/2016 at 20:45 • Filed to: Child endangerment in the first degree

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I agreed to babysit tonight, because reasons. But the mother dropped off the child and a little something extra for me.

The fancy cap is a “raisin” beer. I have my doubts but I’ll take it.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 20:49

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Sharks!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 09/03/2016 at 20:50

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Dogfish, specifically

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 20:52

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So hows that going to go over when your passed it on the floor when she comes to get the kid

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 20:55

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Is that from World Market? I am not a huge beer guy but, I used to love going there for the make your own six packs and they had my favorite Chianti.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/03/2016 at 20:55

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Rule #1 of babysitting: be prepared to legally drive to the ER at all times.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18 09/03/2016 at 20:56

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Might be Total Wine & More in Lynnwood.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 20:57

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Which ones did you get?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/03/2016 at 21:02

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Looks like I got:
- Chemistry IPA (x1)
- 60 minute IPA (x2)
- 90 minute IPA (x1) BEST BEER EVER
- Burbon Barell (I can’t spell) IPA (x1)
- Weird Raisin beer (x1)

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:09

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You’ve got a pup and kitty cats... Half your babysitting job is taken care of right there. Kids love playing with pets. :) Unless you mean like an actual infant, then good luck. But at least that means an early bedtime?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:11

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Burton Baton, maybe? I’ve had all of those except maybe the raisin one. What’s it called?

Kroger didn't have any Dogfish Head beers in their pick 6 section yesterday. I was going to get a Punkin Ale and mix a bit of it with some Stone Mocha IPA to make a pumpkin spice latte IPA, for science or something. I got a different pumpkin spice beer to do it instead.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3 09/03/2016 at 21:12

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You are correct in both scenarios. To answer your question this is a 2 month old infant.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/03/2016 at 21:15

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You and I could be best friends, you know.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:17

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D’awww. A teeny tiny baby, then. Good luck, Uncle Zoidberg! ^_^

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3 09/03/2016 at 21:19

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Thanks. The child is fairly important to me. I hope he likes Tercels.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:20

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Alternative: just be sober enough to press a 9 and a 1 and a 1

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/03/2016 at 21:21

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Hah, I actually lives blocks away from a major hospital. I’ve driven myself there once or twice...

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:21

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That is cruel. As cruel as me subjecting my girlfriend to Tauruses and Jeeps.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 09/03/2016 at 21:22

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Still want a 2 door XJ, and you can’t stop me.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:23

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You could still drive? You need to live harder.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:23

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You really hate yourself don't you? You know the moment you drive one your panels will crumple and you'll have to find replacements.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/03/2016 at 21:26

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Actually, I could stand to live a lot softer. I’m alive today so all is well.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:27

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We seriously could. Curse geography.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/03/2016 at 21:28

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That Prelude Si I didn’t buy last year. I’m conceding: totally should have.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 09/03/2016 at 21:33

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But they look sOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD

In spite of popular belief I am much more than an Old Toyota fanboy.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:35

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That’s the truth

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:40

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I’m not a fan of them to be honest. To me they look as goofy as a two door explorer. If I wanted two doors I would go with one of these:

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:40

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What year was it? I didn’t start posting on Oppo until earlier this year so I don’t remember it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/03/2016 at 21:42

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Shit... I think it was a loaded ‘91 white Si with 112k miles.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 21:50

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Ah, nice. I like white 3rd gens. The only other one semi-local to me is white, looks like the original owner. Wheels are silver, though. Did the one you were looking at have white wheels?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/03/2016 at 22:04

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... yes.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 22:32

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Your mom is awesome.

(Not meant in a jesting manner, as would normally be the case.)

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 22:34

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Well, if you ever find another one that has silver wheels, I have a set of white wheels that I use to keep Lucky in storage in the winter, because they have a set of cheap tires with a tread wear rating of like infinity.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 09/03/2016 at 22:36

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My sister

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 22:37

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Gee, I can’t imagine how we got that impression.

Invinciblejets > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2016 at 23:46

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Cool mom for sure!

Dogfish head stuff is always a hit or miss for me.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 00:35

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Oh. Completely misread that.

So, now, YOUR SISTER is awesome, is what I mean.

(Still not meant in a man-to-man jesting manner.)

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 11:21

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I know a guy who stopped drinking completely when he had kids, because, “Somebody needs to be sober in case shit goes down.”